Originally hailing from Texas, Phineas is undoubtedly the most hirsute and intellectual of our stoned trio.  This freak brother is an activist in every anti-establishment, anarchical movement going (including the hamster liberation front). 

His mother is a pretty laid back womain, whilst his father is a member of the John Birch society, but only for as long as it takes phineas to accidentally dose him and the rest of the society with some acid-laced sugar cubes, which leads to the immediate disbandment of the chapter. This is the last recorded meeting between father and son in the comic book series.

Phineas is also a bit of an amateur inventor and chemist with projects including the “drug recycling machine”, an attempt at growing magic mushrooms which results in a mutuant pshychedelic fungus overrunning the entire city, and the invention of a brand new drug.

He also briefly became the richest man in the world after inventing “Fundaligionism”, a mail order religion which achieves a world wide following.  Naturally it soon all went tits up and Phineas returned to his true penniless hippy form (a downfall helped along by Franklin and Freddy).